Ad Spot

Baldos?




clean enough to lick chocolate syrup off of
Smooth all the way ’round? yes please
with facial hair, mm mama like

Where do you shop?






I have a guy for that
Mummy lays my clothes out for me

What is your preference in potato?




clean enough to lick chocolate syrup off of
Smooth all the way ’round? yes please
with facial hair, mm mama like

Midlife crisis outlet of choice?


Ayahuasca



Being your own boss
2 year Turkey Hair Plug Pilgrimage (for husband)

What weight of bowling ball do you get?



Heaviest you can pick up


1:5 ratio to weight
First one the subterranean bowling tunnel births
Whichever is shiniest

Do you rule with the mandate of heaven?






Mandy and I go way back
I did once. Before Covid

Where did you buy your last rug?


Dave’s Discounts and Bargains
Individual artisan production by a man possessed by visions in Arizona who was eliminated in a freak accident 2 days after shipping


Took it from a blind lady
Inherited

What’s the last concert you went to?



Drum circle

Bruce Springsteen
there was a band that played at the doggie meet and greet
Kinky Boots

Do you experience consequences?


I have never acknowledged one in my life
My life has been a series of consequences biting at my heels in a chase so ever-present that outrunning them has become as painful as experiencing them
not since I got this dog and moved to Turkey
Unfortunately
Could you use it in a sentence?
Yes but I have humiliation fetish so No

Are you a slut?


Nooo
Noo
No
Yes
Yess
Yesss

You got