Baldos?




clean enough to lick chocolate syrup off of
Smooth all the way ’round? yes please
with facial hair, mm mama like

Where do you shop?






I have a guy for that
Mummy lays my clothes out for me

What is your preference in potato?







Midlife crisis outlet of choice?


Ayahuasca



Being your own boss
2 year Turkey Hair Plug Pilgrimage (for husband)

What weight of bowling ball do you get?



Heaviest you can pick up


1:5 ratio to weight
First one the subterranean bowling tunnel births
Whichever is shiniest

Do you rule with the mandate of heaven?






Mandy and I go way back
I did once. Before Covid

Where did you buy your last rug?


Dave’s Discounts and Bargains
Individual artisan production by a man possessed by visions in Arizona who was eliminated in a freak accident 2 days after shipping


Took it from a blind lady
Inherited

What’s the last concert you went to?



Drum circle

Bruce Springsteen
there was a band that played at the doggie meet and greet
Kinky Boots

Do you experience consequences?


I have never acknowledged one in my life
My life has been a series of consequences biting at my heels in a chase so ever-present that outrunning them has become as painful as experiencing them
not since I got this dog and moved to Turkey
Unfortunately
Could you use it in a sentence?
Yes but I have humiliation fetish so No

Are you a slut?


Nooo
Noo
No
Yes
Yess
Yesss

You got