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School of Sand and Sea

We are a heirarchical knowledge sharing program with roots in socratic discussion philosophy. We believe in the ability of a child to glean important life skills from mere visual exposure to water and wetness.

BIG FISH JUMP

Programs we offer

Trials available for all levels to ensure your little achiever is placed correctly

Feldspar

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

Ooids

Look out, the Ooids are here! (ages 2-4) This program has no prerequisites. We mainly ask that your child has some waterbreathing ability and is toilet trained. The ooids program is all about sand! Now that your little one is at least 2, he/she is ready to start basic sand frequency tuning and communication. This class meets three days a week in the mornings. Milestones to hit before progression: Tuning fork proficiency Wave recall Seafoam dancing

Biogenic

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Olivine

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

Mixed Carbonate-Silicate

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

Gypsum

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

Globigerina Ooze

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

Silica

In the first level program, your little Feldspar (ages 9mo-2) will be introduced to the world of small water bodies. Children will create and find puddles out in the road and sidewalk. By the end of this program, students will inhale water and exhale fully formed feldspar sand. Milestones to hit before progression: Puddle jumping, water breathing, sand chewing

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