You feel the tug of exhaustion as the moon reaches the peak of its nightly journey. You let a deep and knowing sigh escape your lips, and you rise. A dust bunny tumbles across your parquet flooring. You head towards the scullery


What little slurry are you concocting to whet your whistle before your retreat to snatch forty winks? (or attempt to)



horse milk
Mash of unfermated hops
hummus

You’ve downed your decadent slurry, and you must attend to your nighttime ministrations in the restroom. Your footsteps rattle the bones of your home as your heels make sharp contact with parquet flooring. The door to the bathroom opens with a slight groan and light floods your vision.


What is the patterning that adorns the walls in this wash closet? This place of tranquility?




I have a guy for that
Mummy lays my clothes out for me

You turn to the mirror, examining the face contained within. The story of the day is spelled clearly through the lines and Microexpressions dancing across your brow, and near memories rush forth unbidden and unstoppable. There’s comfort in gripping the cold marble of the sink’s edge.


What does your free hand reach for to assist you in scrubbing the grime from your maw?





Cleansed, you turn to retire to your quarters. Your chambers envelop you-body and mind- as your foot meets its parquet flooring. You've been through pains to ensure that your surroundings resonate with your spirit. The flow of energy through the space finds no resistance as it meets your body's barriers and you are joined naturally to the harmonizing of all elements within.


How have you ensured that your very essence will not only be welcomed but complete the scene in this room?
Ayahuasca



Being your own boss
2 year Turkey Hair Plug Pilgrimage (for husband)

What weight of bowling ball do you get?



Heaviest you can pick up

1:5 ratio to weight
First one the subterranean bowling tunnel births
Whichever is shiniest

Do you rule with the mandate of heaven?






Mandy and I go way back
I did once. Before Covid

Where did you buy your last rug?


Dave’s Discounts and Bargains
Individual artisan production by a man possessed by visions in Arizona who was eliminated in a freak accident 2 days after shipping


Took it from a blind lady
Inherited

What’s the last concert you went to?



Drum circle

Bruce Springsteen
there was a band that played at the doggie meet and greet
Kinky Boots

Do you experience consequences?


I have never acknowledged one in my life
My life has been a series of consequences biting at my heels in a chase so ever-present that outrunning them has become as painful as experiencing them
not since I got this dog and moved to Turkey
Unfortunately
Could you use it in a sentence?
Yes but I have humiliation fetish so No

Are you a slut?


Nooo
Noo
No
Yes
Yess
Yesss

You got